Funny New Year Wishes & Messages

Happy New Year! May your bank balance and your WiFi signal both be strong.

Here's to a new year – same me, slightly better excuses.

Happy New Year! May your coffee be strong and your inbox be empty.

Wishing you a year with fewer alarms and more lie-ins.

May this year be kind to your knees, your wallet and your group chats.

Happy New Year! The gym membership starts tomorrow. Probably.

Cheers to a new year – may you meet every deadline and avoid every meeting.

Wishing you a year of good luck, good food and absolutely no "quick calls".

Happy New Year! Let's pretend we'll all be more organised this time.

My resolution: spend less, laugh more and somehow still buy all the snacks.

Here's to a new year of making the same promises with even more confidence.

Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than January.

New year, new you? Let's start with new socks and see how it goes.

May your goals be big, your snacks be bigger and your motivation arrive before February.

Happy New Year! May your hangover be short and your memories be good.

See you at midnight – bring snacks and questionable dance moves.

Happy New Year! May all your champagne be cold and all your decisions be good.

Here's to a year of great stories we'll only half remember.

Cheers to another trip around the sun – let's make it a fun one.

Happy New Year! Last year was fine, but let's see what this one's got.