Funny Wedding Wishes & Card Messages

Congratulations! You're now legally allowed to annoy each other for the rest of your lives.

Marriage: finding that one special person you want to annoy forever. You've nailed it.

Congratulations! From today you've got someone to blame for everything – officially, and in writing.

Love is sharing the duvet even when you'd really rather not. We believe in you!

You said "I do". Now comes the real test: who controls the remote?

Congratulations! No more arguing about who gets the last word – it was "I do".

May your Wi-Fi be strong, your fridge be full and your arguments about the thermostat be short.

Congratulations, you're officially a team. The small print: this also applies to flat-pack furniture.

If you can survive building a wardrobe together, you can survive anything. Good luck with both!

Finally! We had a bet going on when you'd get round to it. (We lost.)

Congratulations! It's official now: no refunds, no exchanges.

The good news: you've found your perfect person. The bad news: they still load the dishwasher wrong.

May your marriage last at least as long as it takes you to sort through the wedding photos.

What's mine is yours now. Except the chips. Let's not get carried away.

Congratulations! From now on you share everything – the bed, the bank account and the last slice of pizza.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Hope you like what you see!

You've said "I do". From now on, a nod will usually do.

Thank you for marrying each other and sparing two other people. Congratulations!

The secret to a happy marriage: two duvets, two toothbrushes and one shared sense of humour.

May every argument end with a laugh – or at least with a takeaway.

Top marriage tip: "You're right" are the three most beautiful words after "I love you".

Wishing you a marriage like a good satnav: whenever you take a wrong turn, it just recalculates.

Love is still liking each other after unpacking the thirtieth moving box. You've got this!

Congratulations! May your diary be full of date nights and your laundry basket only ever half full.

Marriage is a marathon – great fun with good snacks and the right running partner.

Never go to bed angry. Just stay up until the other one admits you're right. Congratulations!

Cheers to you! May your love last longer than the pre-wedding diet.

Congratulations! Nobody will ever ask "So when are you two getting married?" again. Brace yourselves for the next question…